Join in the 3-word story game! We'll make a story by adding just three words at a time each...here goes:

There once was...

who said that

funniest things ever

(Pssssssst! Can we have 20 words per go? At this rate we will take until 2015 to write our first paragraph!)

OK, here goes. The story so far:

There once was an unfortunate teacher who said that one of the funniest things ever seen was his...

impression of the headmaster trying to dance at the staff Christmas party. Of course, the class all demanded that he